if i see a mechanical pencil on the ground i will pick that shit up so fast
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
well then my soulmate sure is an asshole
*blushes in a totally punk way*
crossovers U SAY
I THOUGHT SHE HAD A COOL FAKE LEG.
WHAT IN THE SHIT.
The animation changes but the Disney magic stays the same
lmao the pope better watch his fucking back
i wish tumblr had an option where you could reply privately to anonymous messages so the sender still remains unknown but you dont have to post it publically
st O P ACtinG LIKE hipSTERS ARE AWFUL THey just wANT TO REBLOG THEIR PRETTY PICTURES AND COFFEE AND SHOES LEAVE THem aLONE YOURE NOT SUPERIOR TO THEM JUST BECAUSE YOURE A FANDOM BLOG